David's Adult Profile (X)

"Adult" profile, for gay male eyes only
Current revision 2006 September.


This is loosely based on the "Adult" questionnaire on gay.com with extra material added.

In Brief:


Likes and Dislikes:

I'd like to have sex:
All the Time!
I prefer to be:
Bottom!
I want to be with a:
Top!
I like the looks:
Young, Slender, Hippie-ish
Punkish, Alternative, Bad Tats (why?)
I like:
Anal Sex (O Sweet Mystery of Life, at last)
Kissing
Oral
Rimming (Clean Hairless Twink)
Toys
Aroma
Massage
I like to watch:
Strippers at a club, esp with bad tatts
M loving M Sex in public places
FF, WS on video (only)

Bodily Attributes:

Build:
Classic "bear", barrel chest, stocky
Singer's build, not dancer's
Endowment:
Small Avg, about 5" avg thickness. Grow, not show.
Head Hair:
Balding front and back, naturally curly fringe around the edges. Either short for hot weather or "fractal" in winter. Here's a Head Shot   Sometimes I let it grow till it stops by itself, whence it is sort of fractal. 
Facial Hair: Moustache, Beard 1/2", goes completely white in summer. Sometimes I dye it to match my Russian rabbit fur hat in winter.
Body Hair:
Everywhere! Here is a Lotus Position.
You ask me why / I'm just a hairy guy...
Hands:
The most lines ever seen, said Stuart Timmons, reading my palm at a Gold Creek CA faery gathering 1985. "So sensitive, almost too much for enduring the world. I should repair ancient musical intruments and fill a Victorian house with treasures."
Congenitally unable to catch a ball, it seems
Feet:
You know what they say: big feet, big shoes!
Size 12B/AA, no toenails at birth, so says Mom.
Diabetic, so I have to monitor the feet carefully
Vocal Range:
Down to Bass F (dropping somewhat as I age) and vocalize above high B-natural on a good day. Sing Second Tenor in Seattle Pro Musica

Erotic Snippet

Here is an erotic snippet from Johnny the Nodnolian.

Questionnaire

I like Joe Fineman's (hi!) questionnaire, so thought I'd make my own version:

Preference in men:

Self-defeating (sigh). For example, this guy from stripperboyz is my sexual ideal.

I *am* a bear, but have never been sexually attracted to my own type. I tend to fancy skinny and/ or scruffy hippies

Ah! patchouli, the sixties in a single smell...
Deadheads, and denizens of rock'n'roll clubs or Van Sant movies. But furq, about 90% of them seem to be hetero, or at least wear shorter wimn as a decorative accent. Hence my attraction to the fairies.

I have a fondness for rock guitarist moves that dates back to a previous incarnation as a king of Sumer in love with his harpist (in "Blossom of Bone" by Randy Conner). I would hardly kick the horny gogoboy (is that a variant of the Russian Goloboi?) or long-haired young porn star out of my bed either! Not much for defined muscles or oiled shaved bodies, or the burnt-brown look of the Mediterranean.

A couple of folks seem to have read "blond" into my preferences, but I don't see it here, and don't have that preference, and actually have a thing for dark brown or raven black locks. I seem to hit it off reasonably well with swarthy Jews, though, so that's certainly within my latitude.

And, natch, all the above is subject to the experiment alluded to at the top of the page, forsaking sex attraction in favor of the emotion, because the former impulse seems to have failed me (sigh).

It's hard to say which is the harder match, sexual, or intellectual. Intellectually, I'm in a pretty rarefied atmosphere, maybe not enough to support life!

Socially, within a rung of where I am, middle class income, lower middle class upbringing, Ivy League Education. I don't need an intellectual equal in a lover: bright and good-natured are good enough. Intellectual heights I get at lunches with colleagues.

Major so-far relationships:

As I look back, I see they were all of limited emotional compass, perhaps matching mine, but perhaps not what I ultimately hope for, having not had the experience of deep connection. Thus far I only imagine it!
R
We met over the net Juneteenth 1995, activist, gourmet cook, and naturopathic doctor, now left to residency on the opposite coast, and out of communication.
S
For a while I was a member of his harem in Portland. It was okay for the time, but it did not fulfil my need for commitment. Sort of like chemotherapy. It helped the cancer, but made my hair fall out.
R
Good intellectual compatibility (now a Ph.D. in math), geographically challenged, eventually left off the sex part, and he's been with a new partner for a long time now.
K
All but for one tent-fuck, platonic, but still a good traveling companion and master of weird esoteric yogas.
T
Got burned badly at love's first appearance in 1980, winter solstice, LSD, Harbin Hot Springs, No. Calif. He rejected me for not being 6'2" smooth and blond. I have never fallen so hard since; once burned, many times shy. Half life for "getting over it" has been about 3-4 years.
others..
A few platonic or semiplatonic (Archimedean?) relationships of circa 6 months duration.
Coming out in Germany, some good men there, more appreciative of my peculiar intellect and sensitivity than the cloddish U.S.
A couple of former or current "friends with benefits" in London, England
Some very attractive men in Thailand, not money boys.
Well, sme nice moneyboys, too. They've never been colonized or evangelized. Sex is just good fun and good monry.

Wait, there's more...

Fetishes:
Oh long hair, oh yess!, and slim smooth men to sit on my face. Oh yesss! Penisology is perhaps more of a scientific interest than a fetish. I would like to be a fluffer in a plaster casting shoppe. Bare midriffs make me weak.
Striptease artists, (like these) and men who dance nude in public places. Perhaps because I've always been shy, and not of a popular physical type. I always wonder what their life is like. Do they turn tricks on the side?
Turnoffs in men:
Political apathy or (shudder) Republicanism, consumerism, dishonesty, prejudice. Wearing Sweatshop Nike and other such cluelessness.
Man's body part I look at first:
Head, torso, butt or basket, depending on which part is in my viewing frustum.
Sexplay:
Ah, for the glorious fuqs and rims of old, aided by entheogenic substances or good old weed. Safety has required a renegotiation, and I've learned to live with latex.
Top or bottom:
Enthusiastically a bottom, (Fuck Me, O My Stallion!!) the sweet mystery of life, but I have on occasion played other roles. Never got as far as red hanky bottom, tho... Viagra has made me once more possible as a top, although I find I don't like it that much, all the same. One of my favorite descriptions of heaven is to be fuqt at the rear whilst having my tongue buried in a smooth bubble butt. True, the yelling will be a bit muffled, like in the "Northwest Passage" porno scene, but I'm sure passersby would get the gist (if not the jism).
Favorite places to have sex:
Out of doors in mild weather, with plenty of padding beneath. Waterbed in a warm comfy candlelit room. Maybe a fireplace with again lots of padding beneath.
Favorite time:
Morning, when I'm refreshed from the previous day's occupations. A long slow cuddle into Sunday afternoon.

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